Roger Kite

Roger Kite is the owner of Kite’s Music Emporium by day and resident of his parents’ basement all other times.  The ultimate loser, Roger struggles to fit in with the society around him.






Mr. Kite

Roger’s long suffering father has provided his son with a roof over his head for his entire life. Now he is ready for an empty nest!






Mrs. Kite

Roger’s doting mother wants nothing more than to find the perfect mate for her son.  Will anyone have him?









Jay is Roger’s best friend. He can usually be found hanging out in Roger’s record store giving advice on life and ladies. Roger may be better off on his own!







Kathy Kite

Roger’s sister and arch nemesis.