Today’s comic was actually inspired by an real event.
My wife and I were at Wal-Mart looking for an HDMI cable. Well, nowadays they have those things locked on the peg hooks, so you have to get an employee to unlock one for you. My wife saw a man in a navy blue collared shirt and khaki pants in the TV area and went up and asked him for help. You can guess what happened. Gotta look for the name tag next time!